The Razzies 2011 Nominees Announced

Before I get to the Razzies I need to ask: why are people still watching the Oscars? The Oscars were only semi-interesting in the past, and that was before we had 200 cable channels, streaming movies, iPhones and the internet. There used to be nothing else to do on a Sunday, and even then most people didn’t sit through the entire snoozefest.

The Academy Awards are not only a dinosaur like late night TV, but they’re so predictable. Entertainment Weekly accurately predicts the nominees and winners one year before the next year’s contenders are even released in theaters. Even the Super Bowl still has a few surprises each year. What fun is watching the same people giving the same people an award every single year? It’s like watching the Special Olympics.  YouTube and bloggers have proved we don’t need Hollywood to entertain us. Antoine Dodson and that Nyan Cat deserve an award. Not horrible movies about horses. What the fuck is the deal with Hollywood and horses?!

The Razzies unfortunately have gotten just as bad as the Oscars. Every year you can expect the latest Michael Bay movie and Twilight film to be nominated. We get it, Michael Bay and teen vampire films suck. How about freshening up the awards and nominating something new? Unlike good movies, there are A LOT of bad movies each year. Give someone else a chance! Plus, you know the people voting didn’t even watch a Twilight film. Sandra Bullock proved that with All About Steve.

This year’s nominations were a little better. Adam Sandler probably did deserve the 11 nominations he received for Jack & Jill, and Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin: The Undefeated) is a new addition to the Razzies roster. And I guess it’s kind of funny that The Hangover Part 2 was nominated for being “both a sequel and a remake.” But what was the point of introducing the new category “Worst prequel, remake rip-off or sequel” if the same movies are going to be nominated for Worst Picture?

Worst Picture

  • ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’
  • ‘Jack & Jill’
  • ‘New Year’s Eve’
  • ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’

Worst Actor

  • Russell Brand, ‘Arthur’
  • Nicolas Cage, ‘Drive Angry 3D’, ‘Season of the Witch’, and ‘Trespass’ 
  • Taylor Lautner, ‘Abduction’ and ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’
  • Adam Sandler, ‘Jack & Jill’ and ‘Just Go With It’
  • Nick Swardson, ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’

Worst Actress

  • Martin Lawrence (As “Momma”), ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’
  • Sarah Palin (As “Herself”), ‘The Undefeated’
  • Sarah Jessica Parker, ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’ and ‘New Year’s Eve’
  • Adam Sandler (As “Jill”), ‘Jack & Jill’
  • Kristen Stewart, ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’

Worst Supporting Actress

  • Katie Holmes, ‘Jack & Jill’
  • Brandon T. Jackson (As “Charmaine”), ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’
  • Nicole Kidman, ‘Just Go With It’
  • David Spade (As “Monica”), ‘Jack & Jill’
  • The Underwear Model (Aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’

Worst Supporting Actor

  • Patrick Dempsey, ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
  • James Franco, ‘Your Highness’
  • Ken Jeong, ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’, ‘The Hangover Part 2’, ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ and ‘Zookeeper’
  • Al Pacino, ‘Jack & Jill’
  • Nick Swardson, ‘Jack & Jill’ and ‘Just Go With It’

Worst Screen Ensemble

  • The Entire Cast of ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’
  • The Entire Cast of ‘Jack & Jill’
  • The Entire Cast of ‘New Year’s Eve’
  • The Entire Cast of ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
  • The Entire Cast of ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’

Worst Director

  • Michael Bay, ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
  • Tom Brady, ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’
  • Bill Condon, ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’
  • Dennis Dugan, ‘Jack & Jill’ and ‘Just Go With It’
  • Garry Marshall, ‘New Year’s Eve’

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

  • ‘Arthur’
  • ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’ (Rip-Off of ‘Boogie Nights’ and ‘A Star Is Born’)
  • ‘The Hangover Part 2’ (Both a sequel and a remake!)
  • ‘Jack & Jill’ (Remake/Rip-Off of Ed Wood’s ‘Glen or Glenda’)
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’

Worst Screen Couple

  • Nicolas Cage & Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him in Any of His Three 2011 Movie
  • Shia LeBeouf & The Underwear Model (Aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’
  • Adam Sandler & EITHER Jennifer Aniston OR Brooklyn Decker, ‘Just Go With It’
  • Adam Sandler & EITHER Katie Holmes, Al Pacino OR Adam Sandler, ‘Jack & Jill’
  • Kristen Stewart & EITHER Taylor Lautner OR Robert Pattinson, ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’

Worst Screenplay

  • ‘Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star’, Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert and Nick Swardson
  • ‘Jack & Jill’, Screenplay by Steve Koren & Adam Sandler, Story by Ben Zook
  • ‘New Year’s Eve’, Written by Katherine Fugate
  • ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’, Written by Ehren Kruger
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I’, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, from the novel by Stephenie Meyer

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