Amidst all this Avengers hype, I almost forgot there was a new Batman movie coming out this summer. Well, it’s like Chris Nolan (or WB or whoever makes these decisions) read my mind (DUUN!) and put out a new trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, the third, and final, installment of Nolan’s Batman trilogy, to remind me that this summer won’t only be MARVELous, but also…I don’t know, Definitely Cool? Decidedly Charismatic? Decently Cooth? District of Columbia?
Ghost Rider‘s bike may define him and Batman’s Batmobile is definitely iconic, but most of the other superheroes don’t have such memorable vehicles. This, however, has not stopped Hollywood from introducing some of the dumbest superhero vehicles of all time to movie screens. Some of the vehicles on this list have been plucked off the pages of the comics, and some have been created solely for the big-screen adaptations, but all of them have one thing in common… they suck! The X-Men’s blackbird is an easy way to get the entire team from point A to point B, but it’s just a stupid plane. The Fantasticar not only has a dumb name, it also carries a dumb team. Spawn isn’t Steve McQueen, so why is he riding a motorcycle?
This list was harder to put together than I thought it would be. There were almost zero resources and no help from our Facebook friends. If I missed anything painfully obvious please let me know in the comments section.